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<chocolate-neko> I watched hockey for over 12 hours today
<chocolate-neko> I know some people that do jokes over emails at work a lot
<chocolate-neko> but I don't get included in those emails because I'm not one of the cool kids ):
<snowmanman> dang why not
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> wear all your clothes backwards one day so everyone knows how hip and cool you are.
<chocolate-neko> I can't do that, we have a dress code
<MangaKitsune> Bored~ Does anyone have any exicting rumors?
<j2n4me> bowie x stalin otp
<j2n4me> MangaKitsune: check yourself before you wreck yourself
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<Morning-Glory27> hello is there any one out there
<LoveEternal891> Hi
<Morning-Glory27> NOT U
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<j2n4me> no way.
<j2n4me> Petsuchos-Isis: has he been you all along
<captinn>
<j2n4me> captinn
<j2n4me> we were just talking about you.
<j2n4me> and all the other captains we've had throughout the years.
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<j2n4me> how've you b-
<j2n4me> holy shit.
<j2n4me> okay, you guys
<j2n4me> you got me.
<chocolate-neko> I'm gonna go watch the habs game and be depressed
<chocolate-neko> later
<Atrocity-of-life> oh
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<j2n4me> I dont get hockey, but god the players ca be hot.
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<j2n4me> welcome back
<Petsuchos-Isis> why don't i have any moxy fruxous on here
<Petsuchos-Isis> this is the worst
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> foxy mruxous
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> like mucous but
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> fancier
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> more like caviar than mucous
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<j2n4me> i think it's time for another dose, ick
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> whatever you say
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> doctor j
<Petsuchos-Isis> now if you'll excuse me i have to go Feed My Neopet
<Petsuchos-Isis> ;)
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<j2n4me> oh my god
<j2n4me> that woman is disgusting
<j2n4me> i regret ever internet dating her
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<Icepearl14> chat rooms confuse me lol
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<NekoRevan> Nyan
<NekoRevan> herro?
<j2n4me> everything about this
<j2n4me> and everything about you
<j2n4me> makes me start shaking uncontrollably
<chocolate-neko> hey did you guys hear that I found my shark tattoos?
<snowmanman> yes
<snowmanman> did you apply them yet
<chocolate-neko> I have not
<chocolate-neko> but this is a conversation that happened:
<chocolate-neko> my dad asked me
<chocolate-neko> "what are shark tattoos?"
<chocolate-neko> I reply
<chocolate-neko> "they are tattoos of sharks"
<chocolate-neko> he says "oh, you mean the ones you put on your body?"
<chocolate-neko> and scene.
<snowmanman> perfect
<chocolate-neko> thank you.
<technographer> shadow321337: Let's go right now Pidgey vs Psyduck throw down or back up
<shadow321337> you forget i'm not a pokeguy
<Petsuchos-Isis> literally cryeing
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<j2n4me> okay
<j2n4me> i'm excited for this one.
<shadow321337> holy fucking shit
<shadow321337> i was just listening to a song
<shadow321337> and i thought it was just an instrumental
<shadow321337> then i heard a voice
<j2n4me> WOW
<j2n4me> GREAT
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<j2n4me> Rusaiji: hi welcome to cavfeineliunge
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> hahahahahahahahaha
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> lending people computers is immoral
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> get your own computers
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> i'm ayn rand
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> god my face hurts
<chocolate-neko> holy shit, last night
<chocolate-neko> I saw a bit of an awful reality show
<chocolate-neko> like a drag queen competition
<snowmanman> repress it
<chocolate-neko> it probably comes from your country
<chocolate-neko> what the hell are you guys doing down there
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> before you make me hungry
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> i'm going to bed
<Petsuchos-Isis> gonna dream about poultry
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> oh god i hope not
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> #fowldreams
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<Captain-Laserpants> alright
<Captain-Laserpants> I'm going to go to sleep
<Captain-Laserpants> and pretend no one in #cl has ever had a relationship with another #cler
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<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: so how old are you for real?
<Captain-Laserpants> like fiddy
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> fiddy cents
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: you are 50?
<Captain-Laserpants> like fiddy
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: you are close to 50?
<Captain-Laserpants> like fiddy
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: stop saying "like fiddy"
<Captain-Laserpants> u tryna h8
<Captain-Laserpants> Hello.
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: hi
<Captain-Laserpants> hi
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: So asl?
<Captain-Laserpants> 12/f/canadia
<Captain-Laserpants> u?
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: 12/f/U.S.A
<Captain-Laserpants> oh my goooodddd we're both 12/f
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: i know right
<Captain-Laserpants> i'm kidding, stop that
<Captain-Laserpants> what are you even doing on the internet
<Captain-Laserpants> you should be reading books
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> Ben
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> Look at what you just said
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<shadow321337> elshington
<snowmanman> elshingtonn
<barikir> elshingtonnn
<shadow321337> elshingtonne
<chocolate-neko> hey
<chocolate-neko> Petsuchos-Isis:
<shadow321337> <chocolate-neko> hello the only person who didn't say hi to me
<Captain-Laserpants> my head: [link]
<chocolate-neko> you shaved your head!
<Captain-Laserpants> yeah
<Captain-Laserpants> on
<Captain-Laserpants> acident
<chocolate-neko> how was it an accident
<Captain-Laserpants> I went to buzz it
<Captain-Laserpants> but the kitten was meowing at me
<chocolate-neko> distracted by a kitten.
<chocolate-neko> men.
<Captain-Laserpants> LIFE IS HARD
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<Atrocity-of-life> hi
<Captain-Laserpants> hi
<Atrocity-of-life> does
<Atrocity-of-life> do
<Atrocity-of-life> huh
<Atrocity-of-life> people ever here?
<Captain-Laserpants> yes
<Atrocity-of-life> I've been neglectant
<Atrocity-of-life> negligent
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> does people ever here.
<Captain-Laserpants> look
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> Quality Atro.
<Captain-Laserpants> words are hard
<Captain-Laserpants> I UNDERSTAND
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> GO WEAR
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> YOUR TINY PARKOUR SHOES
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> SOMEWHERE ELSE
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<j2n4me> que es realmente palabra
<j2n4me> now he's talking to me on aim and i'm going to get raped.
<Captain-Laserpants> don't worry
<Captain-Laserpants> I watch a lot of Law and Order
<Captain-Laserpants> my grandmother is not good at making cookies, and I don't know how to tell her.
<Petsuchos-Isis> check out my fursona
<Petsuchos-Isis> Wrapping Paper: hello
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<grandperoxide> your mother amuses the impulsive shoggoth and the stoned mason jar.
<Captain-Laserpants> YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOM
Heaven is a very sky place dangerous.
<grandperoxide> Step up operation. You must meet your father at Middle-earth and get the laptop.
<levdir> no
<levdir> fuck you, dad
<chocolate-neko> alright, I'm gonna call this first guy
<chocolate-neko> his name is jimmy
<chocolate-neko> I hate life
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<Icarus-Has-Fallen> That would smell awful
<Atrocity-of-life> I dreamt I picked up a girl by repeating verbatim a cracked article
<Atrocity-of-life> and then I showed it to her and she was even more impressed
<Atrocity-of-life> I don't even know
<snowmanman> atro that's like
<snowmanman> the greatest dream i've heard of.
<Atrocity-of-life> snowmanman: it ended with me waking up
<snowmanman> couldn't ask for a better ending
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