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* Undesired-Irony is trying to say tbfdm out loud
* Undesired-Irony fails
<tbfdm> tee bee eph dee ehm
** CorruptTheData has left [bad data]
<ItWasntMeHonest> Marilyn has a bucket
<firepower-insomnia> i like this cover
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<JustACapharnaum> Pepsi_Max:
<masked-racoon> JustAnnoying:
<masked-racoon> :B
<JustACapharnaum> Pepsi_Max: fine, If I'm annoying :p
<masked-racoon> JustAdorable: D:
<JustACapharnaum> Pepsi_Max: :unimpressed: no need to exaggerate
<masked-racoon> JustAverage: :|
<JustACapharnaum> Pepsi_Max: :3
Me and JustACapharnaum being silly with the /nick command :)
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** duckieXD has joined
<duckieXD> Jarret
<LosT-HopE-> has
<marmardrew> a
<LosT-HopE-> big
<Jarret91> Don't!
He doesn't like to brag, that's all.
* InvaderMar makes love to marmardrew
<InvaderMar> :thumb123245023:
<marmardrew> InvaderMar: waiitttt
<marmardrew> nojoke
<marmardrew> we gotta go ona date first
<marmardrew> :noes:
<InvaderMar> okay!
* InvaderMar gets ready
<marmardrew> where to?
* marmardrew gets ready too
<InvaderMar> hmmm
<InvaderMar> you arrange it
* marmardrew puts a hat on
<marmardrew> Hm..
<marmardrew> Well, wanna visit a chocolate factory?
* InvaderMar puts on make up
<TheFightingMongooses> :iconraisinplz:
<InvaderMar> lmao OKAY
* marmardrew puts a coat on
* InvaderMar perfume
<InvaderMar> DONE
<marmardrew> InvaderMar: Wicked!
* marmardrew spays a bit of Ax
* marmardrew turns into the blackspokes person of Old Spice
<xstarbabyx> i had an ipod touch but my cat and dog ate it..
<melupa> :O
<dlxcsccomicartist> :O
<Damninic> lmao
<Damninic> that sucks
<dlxcsccomicartist> I bet that hurt like hell coming out...
<dlxcsccomicartist> OMG
* Damninic has an 80gig ipod classic 3rd gen
<dlxcsccomicartist> Music coming out their asses
<xstarbabyx> cat got the headphones.. dog was very young and theres puppy teeth marks everywhere overit, the screen is damaged as hell.
<dlxcsccomicartist> OH
<dlxcsccomicartist> :phew:
<xstarbabyx> XD
<Damninic> :lmao:
<Damninic> :paranoid:
<Damninic> i hear music
<dlxcsccomicartist> :lmao:
* Damninic puts head by dogs ass
<Damninic> oh there it is
<dlxcsccomicartist> It's the dog again mom
<xstarbabyx> lmao
<dlxcsccomicartist> ;p
* Damninic wears dog on head
<dlxcsccomicartist> LMAO
<dlxcsccomicartist> I lol'd
<Damninic> haha
<melupa> thats some..shit music
<Damninic> ^
<melupa> :lol:
<dlxcsccomicartist> LMAO
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<Chibi-Mimi> BILLY
<matimoo> MAYS
* kad1097 needs to shit
<Chibi-Mimi> no.
<smalltimer> :lol:
<smalltimer> billy mays needs to shit
hilarious timing?
<LollYKilleR> OMG
<LollYKilleR> It's raining here
<LollYKilleR> I mean outside
<LollYKilleR> not in the chat
<LollYKilleR> that's just ridiculous
<Chibi-Mimi> Okay finger time
<XxDamien-The-DingoxX> THERE ARE DICKS IN THE AIR!
<XxDamien-The-DingoxX> *Ducks
<Undesired-Insanity> InvaderZimmeh: sex me up?
<InvaderZimmeh> Undesired-Insanity: How far up?
** tashasplasha has left [connection closed]
<masked-racoon> tashasplasha: no welcome for you then
<Wyreduu> JesusToTheChrist: DJ JESUS
<masked-racoon> :|
<marmardrew> masked-racoon: you're very rude man.
<masked-racoon> marmardrew: I am? :confused:
<marmardrew> mhm.
<masked-racoon> cool
<masked-racoon> :eager:
<marmardrew> you forgot to give them their breastmilk shake
<marmardrew> =/
<masked-racoon> OH NOES!
* marmardrew sighs
<marmardrew> i'm gonna have to demote yo u=/
* marmardrew writes up the report
* masked-racoon got off light
<masked-racoon> thanks for not banning me man
<marmardrew> sir, what's your ID#?
<masked-racoon> 342 54365 69 sir
<marmardrew> k thank you
<masked-racoon> I've just been having a rough time, you know?
** masked-racoon has been made a member of Regulars by marmardrew *
<marmardrew> Its alright
<marmardrew> try to see a docter maybe =]
<masked-racoon> Yeah, I will
<LoveDestructive> ...
<masked-racoon> thanks mate :thumb11937076:
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<Undesired-Insanity> Psychedelic-Mushroom: Sony Vaio's suck. They die out after 6 months. Trust me, I'm using one in Safe-Mode.
<Psychedelic-Mushroom> Undesired-Insanity: Oh shut up. You probably downloaded a muslim virus that went jihad on your computer
<Undesired-Insanity> LOL
Because I'm Muslim :D
<InvaderZimmeh> Haldo ~Earthnuker! Earth is about to get blown up!!!
** doomsdayking has joined
<InvaderZimmeh> Hey ~doomsdayking! They will see. We'll fight until eternity Come with me We'll stand and fight together Through our strength we'll make a better day Tomorrow we shall never surrender.
I lol'd
<Gullible123> im not old
<Gullible123> or a pedo
<Undesired-Insanity> yes you are
<Gullible123> well
<Gullible123> maybe i am old
<Undesired-Insanity> you are a pedo
<Undesired-Insanity> @8ball is Gullible123 a pedo?
<InvaderZimmeh> Undesired-Insanity: As I see it, yes.
<Undesired-Insanity> SEE
<Undesired-Insanity> THE BOT NEVER LIES
<Undesired-Insanity> @8ball is Kyuuketsuki-inc a whore?
<InvaderZimmeh> Undesired-Insanity: HELL NO!
<Undesired-Insanity> @8ball am i a whore?
<InvaderZimmeh> Undesired-Insanity: Most likely.
<Undesired-Insanity> WTF
<FerdinandTheElephant> So, I am a genius and I challenge you to outsmart me in a battle of wits
<Undesired-Insanity> FerdinandTheElephant: you appear unarmed
For this to actually make sence, you have to click the link in the quote.
<Blackrose841> ...
<Blackrose841> Oh shit.
<Blackrose841> I just got.
<Blackrose841> So friggin' scared.
<Blackrose841> Just now.
<Blackrose841> I just got a pop up that said I had a dangerous Trojan.
<Blackrose841> And,
<Blackrose841> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOUsbtUrXHk&playnext=1&videos=BaH7YZevTRY This was on pause when the tab restarted.
<Blackrose841> So,
<Blackrose841> I got "Dangerous Trojan #number found. Removal is imediatly needed"
<Blackrose841> And that started playing.
<Blackrose841> Scared.
<Blackrose841> The shit.
<Blackrose841> Out of me.
* InvaderMar is lying in her bed at the mo
<InvaderMar> :yawn:
* SkullMystery is lying on InvaderMar atm
<masked-racoon> InvaderMar: What a coincidence, I happen to be under that
<SkullMystery> :thumb475088:
<masked-racoon> :la:
<InvaderMar> :flirty: oh gawsh SkullMystery
<InvaderMar> masked-racoon: :lmao: DAMN
<SkullMystery> MarilynMonroe: :eyes:
<SkullMystery> MadMax: Sorry about the noise, I hope we don't keep you up :thumb20677560:
<masked-racoon> SkullMystery: It's fine, it just messes with the microphone
<InvaderMar> :la:
<masked-racoon> SkullMystery: could you keep the nightlight on, I can't afford night vision for my camera crew yet ^^;
<Similar-Stranger> @8ball MAKE jwils876 LOVE ME
<InvaderZimmeh> Similar-Stranger: Stop abusing me!
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** DaPineapple has joined
<InvaderZimmeh> Ahoy @DaPineapple! I find myself in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies!
<Damninic> <.<
<shmexyone> PENIS
<Damninic> vagina
<shmexyone> boobs
<Damninic> ...
<Damninic> ;)
<firepower-insomnia> elbow
<shmexyone> >.<
<shmexyone> WENIS
<Damninic> o.<
<snowflake25> fahabb: :cling:
<DaPineapple> ...well, I'm definitely in f4f.
<DaPineapple> :bucktooth:
<shmexyone> LOL
It's common knowledge
<SameOldSongs> Exo1992: Dude a bird flew into my window the other day. scared the shit out me
<SameOldSongs> Exo1992: I thought the world was ending
<SameOldSongs> I woke up ready to fight Jesus
<Exo1992> SameOldSongs: You date the wierdist of women
<JustAnotherNarutard> jimmy-o: OMG NOWAI I HAD NO IDEA.
<a-fan-assasin> JustAnotherNarutard: OMG NOWAI WHAT IS IT
<JustAnotherNarutard> a-fan-assasin: The idea I didn't have?
<a-fan-assasin> JustAnotherNarutard: ...uh..nevermind. oh, i fail so bad.
<pshychedelicinthesun> TheSlowFiduciary: just you wait im going to get kickass speakers for my laptop
<pshychedelicinthesun> AND THEN
<pshychedelicinthesun> ILL BE THE ONE
* shmexyone goes idle...
<pshychedelicinthesun> WHO IS LAUGHING
<cuppas> a-fan-assasin: :eager:
<phatom> a-fan-assasin: :eager:
<cuppas> jinx
<phatom> its not jinx, its a combo, and u just broke it. :thumb123328583:
<a-fan-assasin> phatom: cuppas: you both owe me a soda.
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* thisdystopia just remembered that oprah is going to be narrating the Life documentary on Discovery Channel
<laura-beth467> oprah already narrates my life.
yeahhh
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<phatom> kittykat032393: im in love with you . 3. plz marry me
<kittykat032393> phatom: lolz, sorry. i'm taken
<phatom> kittykat032393: :thumb53878678: but...our love...it means nothing?
<kittykat032393> phatom: i'm sorry. i just meet. you. ^^; and i have a bf
<phatom> kittykat032393: :thumb95624834: i see.....*plots to kill us both r&j stylke*
the randomness that happened when i rejoined... XD
<phatom> i think im gonna get like cick o .o
<phatom> *dick
<phatom> *sick
<phatom> fuck my life
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