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** tashasplasha has left [connection closed]
<masked-racoon> tashasplasha: no welcome for you then
<Wyreduu> JesusToTheChrist: DJ JESUS
<masked-racoon> :|
<marmardrew> masked-racoon: you're very rude man.
<masked-racoon> marmardrew: I am? :confused:
<marmardrew> mhm.
<masked-racoon> cool
<masked-racoon> :eager:
<marmardrew> you forgot to give them their breastmilk shake
<marmardrew> =/
<masked-racoon> OH NOES!
* marmardrew sighs
<marmardrew> i'm gonna have to demote yo u=/
* marmardrew writes up the report
* masked-racoon got off light
<masked-racoon> thanks for not banning me man
<marmardrew> sir, what's your ID#?
<masked-racoon> 342 54365 69 sir
<marmardrew> k thank you
<masked-racoon> I've just been having a rough time, you know?
** masked-racoon has been made a member of Regulars by marmardrew *
<marmardrew> Its alright
<marmardrew> try to see a docter maybe =]
<masked-racoon> Yeah, I will
<LoveDestructive> ...
<masked-racoon> thanks mate :thumb11937076:
* InvaderMar makes love to marmardrew
<InvaderMar> :thumb123245023:
<marmardrew> InvaderMar: waiitttt
<marmardrew> nojoke
<marmardrew> we gotta go ona date first
<marmardrew> :noes:
<InvaderMar> okay!
* InvaderMar gets ready
<marmardrew> where to?
* marmardrew gets ready too
<InvaderMar> hmmm
<InvaderMar> you arrange it
* marmardrew puts a hat on
<marmardrew> Hm..
<marmardrew> Well, wanna visit a chocolate factory?
* InvaderMar puts on make up
<TheFightingMongooses> :iconraisinplz:
<InvaderMar> lmao OKAY
* marmardrew puts a coat on
* InvaderMar perfume
<InvaderMar> DONE
<marmardrew> InvaderMar: Wicked!
* marmardrew spays a bit of Ax
* marmardrew turns into the blackspokes person of Old Spice
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** duckieXD has joined
<duckieXD> Jarret
<LosT-HopE-> has
<marmardrew> a
<LosT-HopE-> big
<Jarret91> Don't!
He doesn't like to brag, that's all.
<Undesired-Insanity> InvaderZimmeh: sex me up?
<InvaderZimmeh> Undesired-Insanity: How far up?
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<Skylink> shmexyone: you hit the car right behind us.
<shmexyone> shit
<shmexyone> You pay damaged
<Skylink> shmexyone: good job
<shmexyone> damages*
<Skylink> pff you did it.
<shmexyone> Thanks
<Skylink> I hope you have insurance
<shmexyone> I take pride in my work
<shmexyone> no you
<shmexyone> fuck
<Skylink> underage
<Skylink> not your car.
<Skylink> no permit.
<Skylink> you're going down.
<masked-racoon> WHO THE FUCK HIT MY CAR!? :thumb68344829:
<Skylink> KICK IT
<Skylink> PUT THAT SHIT IN THIRD GEAR AND GO
* shmexyone drives like a mad woman
<masked-racoon> :threaten:
<masked-racoon> :shakefist: you fucking kid you are gonna
not what I meant by back up but okay 8D
<SameOldSongs> Exo1992: Dude a bird flew into my window the other day. scared the shit out me
<SameOldSongs> Exo1992: I thought the world was ending
<SameOldSongs> I woke up ready to fight Jesus
<Exo1992> SameOldSongs: You date the wierdist of women