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<j2n4me> now he's talking to me on aim and i'm going to get raped.
<Captain-Laserpants> don't worry
<Captain-Laserpants> I watch a lot of Law and Order
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<chocolate-neko> And I was running to get to the airport and there was some trouble with me clearance
<chocolate-neko> because they were checking if I was allowed to travel to India/abroad and stuff
<Atrocity-of-life> "you must be this tall to enter"
<chocolate-neko> but then this super
** Atrocity-of-life has been kicked by chocolate-neko *
<chocolate-neko> I'll downvote it | <chocolate-neko> and then I'll get all my friends to downvote it | <chocolate-neko> aand then it'll disappear and no one will know that I'm short
<B-E-T-H> i wish i had digital eyeballs
<B-E-T-H> I don't even have analog eyeballs
<B-E-T-H> I DON'T EVEN HAVE EYEBALLS
<j2n4me> OH GOD
<B-E-T-H> I KNOW. IT IS A MEDICAL CONDITION CALLED BLINDNESS AND/OR EYEBALL MISSING DISEASE
<shadow321337> B-E-T-H: why are you linking me to these things
<shadow321337> what the hell is wrong with you
<B-E-T-H> because i'm trying to seduce you
<shadow321337>
<B-E-T-H> man, wise up
<shadow321337> seduce me with naked ladies like a normal person
<B-E-T-H> I DON'T HAVE EYEBALLS
<snowmanman> i played a melodica
<snowmanman> so they would stop arguing
<snowmanman> about stupid shit
<snowmanman> "deus ex melodica" quoth lukas
<christhrowsrocks> i appreciate wonder woman's ability to dress simultaneously like a slut and a patriot
<gomezm149> Sorry, my parents told me cereal was too loud
<j2n4me> i walked out
<j2n4me> into the pouring rain
<j2n4me> angry about having to walk through the pouring rain
<j2n4me> to write a paper.
<j2n4me> and then someone came up to me with a flower and said "this is for you"
<j2n4me> and i didn't feel so angry
<j2n4me> but i really wished i had brought my wallet
<j2n4me> which contains pringles cards
<j2n4me> to trade her.
<Captain-Laserpants> Did you bang her?
<j2n4me> no
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<shadow321337> is it fixed now?
<chocolate-neko> DINGLEPOP
<Petsuchos-Isis> lmao
<TSED> step 8) space rap
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> sprap
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> there are no blues in space either
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> apparently
<TSED> unless
<TSED> you break the speed of light
<TSED> Then everything is blues
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> lmao
<KrautTrooper00> Ba-dum-cha
<KrautTrooper00> This has been jokes only nerds get, by TSED.
<popularcupcake> what colur is your sky?
<Atrocity-of-life> black
<Atrocity-of-life> Actually, it's probably pinkish orange
<j2d2> atro lives in a windowless box
<j2d2> with a baby duck.
<Atrocity-of-life> I am a windowless box.
<j2d2> yes
<j2d2> you contain another baby duck
<Atrocity-of-life> No light penetrates my cold cold heart.
<Atrocity-of-life> or my baby duck