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<HippySkier> JUST BUST A OVE
<HippySkier> move* :(
<HippySkier> i hate myself
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<Avenue58th> Insanity. I love.
<snowmanman> That was a mistake from almost a decade ago.
<TSED> I made it to 2010
<TSED> without a cell phone
<TSED> or a facebook
<shadow321337> or friends
<ellis-D> copyright
<HippySkier> copyright?
<HippySkier> copyleft
<Atrocity-of-life> cutright
<shadow321337> cutleft
<j2n4me> pastewest
<shadow321337> pasteeast
<Atrocity-of-life> pastewrong
<ellis-D> copycat
<j2n4me> hoagienorth
<ellis-D> copymachine
<j2n4me> copyhat
<HippySkier> COPENHAGEN
<HippySkier> GAME SET MATCH
<j2n4me> oh man
<HippySkier> I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
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<magfrump> :o
<snowmanman> good afternoon sir or madam
<magfrump> good wee hours sir or madam
<j2n4me> would you care to partake in a slice of gum?
<snowmanman> i would enjoy a third of said gum, if it is easily distributable
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<j2n4me> Not really
<j2n4me> do you have a steak knife on you?
<magfrump> what flavor is the gum, might I dare to ask?
<snowmanman> i have thirteen steak knives
<j2n4me> citrus! I got it free with my Penguins order
<snowmanman> would you enjoy one?
<j2n4me> I also have a Kola-style one free
<j2n4me> but I like it too much
<j2n4me> yes I would
<j2n4me> is the fire part of the package deal, or do I make it myself?
* snowmanman hands j2n4me one of the knives
<magfrump> well for my part I will pass on the gum.
* snowmanman hands j2n4me some fire
<j2n4me> joy!
<snowmanman> the arrival of twexler has reduced our gum rations to mere quarters
<snowmanman> what shall we do?
<magfrump> as I have offered to allow others my share of the gum, your rations are returned to thirds
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<magfrump> ...and to halves!
<snowmanman> halves!
<snowmanman> what joy!
<magfrump> caloo, callay!
<snowmanman> for sure.
<j2n4me> oh yeah, that's why I love #cl
<j2n4me> okay, sleep time
<hotgritsguy> The sequel to SOAP is going to be Rats On A Plane: We Could Really Use Those Snakes Again
<Petsuchos-Isis> ROAP: WCRUTSA
<hotgritsguy> Exactly.
<hotgritsguy> Rolls off the tongue, don't it?
<Petsuchos-Isis> Veryr much so!
<j2n4me> soap on a roap?
<j2n4me> MULTIPLE PUNVERTISEMENT
<Petsuchos-Isis> :lmao:
* hotgritsguy head explodes.
<hotgritsguy> Too...much..punnery!
<j2n4me> (snakes on a plane) on a (rats on a plane) = explosions
<hotgritsguy> And partial nudity.
<j2n4me> if two planes both leave tokyo at 11:00, and plane a has snakes but plane b has rats, and plane b travels at 115% the speed of plane a, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen plane?
<hotgritsguy> What do you mean? An Airbus plane or a Boeing plane?
<j2n4me> i don't see why we haven't given you a dollar yet
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<Hoofed> any girls with short hair?
* Frostblade raises his hand
<Hoofed> his?
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<Frostblade> That's right
The
<j2n4me> VERTICAL LINE TEST
<Lavos12> Is this line vertical? y/n
<Lavos12> UHHHHH.
<eskirinabsolute> SHIT.
<gomezm149> I broke my falling asleep in the shower ercord today
<Petsuchos-Isis> lmao.
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<MangaKitsune> Bored~ Does anyone have any exicting rumors?
<j2n4me> bowie x stalin otp
<j2n4me> MangaKitsune: check yourself before you wreck yourself
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<Morning-Glory27> hello is there any one out there
<LoveEternal891> Hi
<Morning-Glory27> NOT U
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<j2n4me> no way.
<j2n4me> Petsuchos-Isis: has he been you all along
<captinn>
<j2n4me> captinn
<j2n4me> we were just talking about you.
<j2n4me> and all the other captains we've had throughout the years.
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<j2n4me> how've you b-
<j2n4me> holy shit.
<j2n4me> okay, you guys
<j2n4me> you got me.
<Petsuchos-Isis> now if you'll excuse me i have to go Feed My Neopet
<Petsuchos-Isis> ;)
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<j2n4me> oh my god
<j2n4me> that woman is disgusting
<j2n4me> i regret ever internet dating her
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<NekoRevan> Nyan
<NekoRevan> herro?
<j2n4me> everything about this
<j2n4me> and everything about you
<j2n4me> makes me start shaking uncontrollably
<chocolate-neko> hey did you guys hear that I found my shark tattoos?
<snowmanman> yes
<snowmanman> did you apply them yet
<chocolate-neko> I have not
<chocolate-neko> but this is a conversation that happened:
<chocolate-neko> my dad asked me
<chocolate-neko> "what are shark tattoos?"
<chocolate-neko> I reply
<chocolate-neko> "they are tattoos of sharks"
<chocolate-neko> he says "oh, you mean the ones you put on your body?"
<chocolate-neko> and scene.
<snowmanman> perfect
<chocolate-neko> thank you.
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<j2n4me> okay
<j2n4me> i'm excited for this one.
<shadow321337> holy fucking shit
<shadow321337> i was just listening to a song
<shadow321337> and i thought it was just an instrumental
<shadow321337> then i heard a voice
<j2n4me> WOW
<j2n4me> GREAT
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<j2n4me> Rusaiji: hi welcome to cavfeineliunge
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> hahahahahahahahaha
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> lending people computers is immoral
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> get your own computers
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> i'm ayn rand
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> god my face hurts
<Petsuchos-Isis> do you guys
<Petsuchos-Isis> know
<Petsuchos-Isis> what ben just said to me
<snowmanman> i want to find out
<snowmanman> but i'm afraid at the same time
<Petsuchos-Isis> "it would be awesome if we got a bus and have like a #cl roadtrip"
<snowmanman> that guy.
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> hahahahahaha
<snowmanman> that's
<shadow321337> was
<snowmanman> basically inconceivable
<shadow321337> was he serious?
<Petsuchos-Isis> he was
<snowmanman> are you still crying
<shadow321337> what the hell, ben
<Petsuchos-Isis> literally in tears
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<StarWaker> here
<StarWaker> :iconheavystareplz:
<StarWaker> :I
<StarWaker> I hate this chat
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