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<KaiMaru> dunpinta: YOU WIN A PENIS.
* Neon-Sky is back
<dunpinta> KaiMaru: Got one.
<ash--tray> DURING CHILDBIRTH, THE VAGINA HAS A 90 PERCENT CHANCE OF TEARING.
<shrapnelhunter> Ashley: I got that.
<lazy-muffen> : /topic I just had 9,000 babies!!
<ManjyomeThunder> : Wow, that have loosened you up...did they just start falling out after a while?
<lazy-muffen> : Nah, I'm always tight.
<ManjyomeThunder> : Even after 9,000 babies?
<ManjyomeThunder> : Wow
<lazy-muffen> : I'm like a rubber band.
<ManjyomeThunder> shrapnelhunter: Stop being butthurt because you're a homo
<shrapnelhunter> ManjyomeThunder: The whole point of being a homo involves butthurt.