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Posted by
lazy-muffen
at February 7th, 2012, 9:35 PM
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<NarratorOfTownsville> thatswhatshesaid18: I immediately puked.
<ConundrumKaiser> ihavenoorgans: and rigorously masturbated to it
<NarratorOfTownsville> No joke, either.
Posted by
lazy-muffen
at February 7th, 2012, 7:10 PM
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<ConundrumKaiser> GUYS GUYS GUYS
<ConundrumKaiser> I FELT A LUMP IN MY STOMACH THAT WASN'T FOOD RIGHT
<ConundrumKaiser> AND I POKED AT IT AND GUESS WHAT
<NarratorOfTownsville> ConundrumKaiser: PREGNANCY
<ConundrumKaiser> IT IS MUS--YES
<ConundrumKaiser> PREGGERS
Posted by
dAmnCluedo
at February 5th, 2012, 9:15 AM
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In #ClueRoom:
<CluedoBot> hermione9 accused Miss White with the Dagger in the Conservatory.
<easywhisper> !wrong Lieren
** hermione9 has joined
<CluedoBot> You can use !notes in here to review all previous in-game actions.
<hermione9>
** Lieren has joined
<CluedoBot> hermione9 accused Miss White with the Dagger in the Conservatory.
Reveal only one of your cards from the 3 they accused.
<Lieren> the flames.
** hermione9 has left
** Lieren has left
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In #dAmnCluedo:
<easywhisper> :rofl:
<easywhisper> Wow.
<easywhisper> Best reveal ever.
<easywhisper> !start I-is-smart
** I-is-smart has been made a member of Accuser by CluedoBot *
<CluedoBot> =I-is-smart is looking for clues in the Conservatory!
To accuse someone in the Conservatory, type !accuse
To leave the Conservatory and go to another room, type !leave
If you need a quick update on the game, type !notes
<I-is-smart> easywhisper: and i missed it!
<I-is-smart> !accuse easywhisper secrets
<CluedoBot> That is not a valid suspect, I-is-smart.
Posted by
lazy-muffen
at February 2nd, 2012, 8:40 AM
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<ihavenoorgans> i usually go for a walk
<ihavenoorgans> if i had any bread i would go feel the ducks
<ihavenoorgans> feed*
<ihavenoorgans> not feel
<lazy-muffen> LOLOLOL
<ihavenoorgans> i don't like the ducks that much
Posted by
Isis
at January 21st, 2012, 6:12 PM
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** captinn has joined
<j2n4me> no way.
<j2n4me> Petsuchos-Isis: has he been you all along
<captinn>
<j2n4me> captinn
<j2n4me> we were just talking about you.
<j2n4me> and all the other captains we've had throughout the years.
** Captain-Laserpants has joined
<j2n4me> how've you b-
<j2n4me> holy shit.
<j2n4me> okay, you guys
<j2n4me> you got me.
Posted by
Isis
at January 21st, 2012, 4:31 PM
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<chocolate-neko> I'm gonna go watch the habs game and be depressed
<chocolate-neko> later
<Atrocity-of-life> oh
** Atrocity-of-life has left [connection closed]
<j2n4me> I dont get hockey, but god the players ca be hot.
** Atrocity-of-life has joined
<j2n4me> welcome back
Posted by
Isis
at January 21st, 2012, 4:31 PM
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<Petsuchos-Isis> why don't i have any moxy fruxous on here
<Petsuchos-Isis> this is the worst
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> foxy mruxous
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> like mucous but
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> fancier
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> more like caviar than mucous
** girlxrain has joined
<j2n4me> i think it's time for another dose, ick
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> whatever you say
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> doctor j
Posted by
ickfish
at January 21st, 2012, 3:51 PM
4
<Petsuchos-Isis> now if you'll excuse me i have to go Feed My Neopet
<Petsuchos-Isis> ;)
** Petsuchos-Isis has left
<j2n4me> oh my god
<j2n4me> that woman is disgusting
<j2n4me> i regret ever internet dating her
Posted by
ickfish
at January 20th, 2012, 6:13 PM
1
** Icepearl14 has joined
<Icepearl14> chat rooms confuse me lol
** Icepearl14 has left [connection closed]
Posted by
HairyNecklace
at January 17th, 2012, 7:50 PM
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<Spiff-Johnson> TheirDisease: We're laughing at lil babies.
<Spiff-Johnson> Lil babies who were born gay.
<Spiff-Johnson> Lil born gay babies.
<ConundrumKaiser> sounds like a rap group
<ConundrumKaiser> Boys Fuck Men
<Spiff-Johnson> Lil Born Gay.
Posted by
HairyNecklace
at January 17th, 2012, 7:40 PM
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<Spiff-Johnson> All of my solutions involve butts and killing.
Posted by
dAmnCluedo
at January 13th, 2012, 12:39 PM
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<easywhisper> !start game
<CluedoBot> :thumb260370437: Case File #306 - "Whispering Man."
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<easywhisper> :paranoid:
<easywhisper> Kinda fitting, given my username.
Posted by
Amita-Eppes
at January 12th, 2012, 11:15 PM
0
<CluedoBot> Case File #314 - "The Creepy Suspect."
Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
Posted by
HairyNecklace
at January 2nd, 2012, 4:23 PM
0
<ConundrumKaiser> if my vag smelled like a subway sammich
<ConundrumKaiser> I would never leavehome
Posted by
Wi6791lly
at December 21st, 2011, 5:42 PM
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** anime has joined
<CluedoBot> :santa: Welcome to #dAmnCluedo, anime! Type !help for a quick guide, or !play to solve Santa's murder!
<anime> what kind of asshole would kill santa
<anime> fuck you if you don't like christmas.
<Wi6791lly> anime: seriously?
<anime> seriously.
<Wi6791lly> fail troll is a fail
<anime> troll?
<Wi6791lly> yep
<anime> look, i don't know anything about your internet game or any internet traditions
<Wi6791lly> just coming here to raeg against us
<anime> i'm just saying, and i think i'm saying it objectively
<anime> that whoever is behind that murder is a dick.
<anime> not saying anything about you guys. you're probably fine upstanding internet citizens.
<anime> but whatever. i'm out.
** anime has left
Posted by
Wi6791lly
at December 12th, 2011, 1:42 PM
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** RunLikeADinosaur has joined
<CluedoBot> :santa: Welcome to #dAmnCluedo, RunLikeADinosaur! Type !help for a quick guide, or !play to solve Santa's murder!
<RunLikeADinosaur> !help
<CluedoBot> :confused: #dAmnCluedo Help!
:bulletblue: The GM will mark a set of cards (one suspect, weapon and room) as the murder items.
:bulletblue: Then they will give each player one set each, which they mark on their respective scorecards.
:bulletblue: Use your cards to eliminate other players' cards through accusations, and identify the murder items.
:bulletyellow: Full Guide | Bot Guide | Scorecard
** RunLikeADinosaur has left [connection closed]
They're Stealing our Helps D:
Posted by
Isis
at December 12th, 2011, 4:32 AM
4
** NekoRevan has joined
<NekoRevan> Nyan
<NekoRevan> herro?
<j2n4me> everything about this
<j2n4me> and everything about you
<j2n4me> makes me start shaking uncontrollably
Posted by
j2
at December 10th, 2011, 1:01 PM
4
<chocolate-neko> hey did you guys hear that I found my shark tattoos?
<snowmanman> yes
<snowmanman> did you apply them yet
<chocolate-neko> I have not
<chocolate-neko> but this is a conversation that happened:
<chocolate-neko> my dad asked me
<chocolate-neko> "what are shark tattoos?"
<chocolate-neko> I reply
<chocolate-neko> "they are tattoos of sharks"
<chocolate-neko> he says "oh, you mean the ones you put on your body?"
<chocolate-neko> and scene.
<snowmanman> perfect
<chocolate-neko> thank you.
Posted by
Wi6791lly
at December 4th, 2011, 6:45 AM
1
<slightlymighty> EvilGreenBunny: Maybe if you read enough of her comments you'll get cross and have your baby :thumb147270360:
Posted by
dAmnCluedo
at December 4th, 2011, 12:35 AM
1
** Devin001 has joined
<CluedoBot> Welcome to #dAmnCluedo, Devin001! Type !help for a quick guide, or !play to join the game!
<Devin001> anyone know how long your sopposed to cook chicken for ?
<easywhisper> Devin001: Depends.
<easywhisper> What are you making?
<slightlymighty> Devin001: Until it's not pink and when you prick it, the liquid runs clear.
<CubicInsanity> ^
<dark--lite> Devin001: depends. how fresh the kill?
<Devin001> i need to microwave it cause a girls coming over
<Devin001> im trying to impress her so i can get laid
<easywhisper> Devin001: To KFC!
<Devin001> yeah i think i suk at cooking ima order kfc and sai i cooked it
<CubicInsanity> Devin001:
<CubicInsanity> Microwave? :'''')
<CubicInsanity> I've never heard of someone microwaving a chicken.
<dark--lite> neither have I
<Devin001> its not alive
<easywhisper> Devin001: It's gonna be rubbery as shit if you stuff it into the microwave.
<Devin001> i think it used to be legs
<easywhisper> Devin001: Just go with KFC man.
** Devin001 has left [connection closed]
<easywhisper> Weird. :O
<easywhisper> I've never seen that guy before. :lol:
<easywhisper> And he comes in here specifically to ask about chicken.
Posted by
Wi6791lly
at December 3rd, 2011, 7:40 PM
2
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<Wi6791lly> but
<Wi6791lly> she's gonna call the CIA
<Wi6791lly> and the FBI
<Wi6791lly> and the President
<Wi6791lly> and the Mafia
<Wi6791lly> and the KGB
<Wi6791lly> and Iran
<Wi6791lly> and Sadam Hussan
<easywhisper> :lmao:
<blood-sucker-vampire> and SHIELD
<blood-sucker-vampire> because hell
<Wi6791lly> and her Next Neighbor the Terrorist
<Wi6791lly> and the KKK
<easywhisper> And the Justice League.
<Wi6791lly> and 'The Cult'
<Wi6791lly> and Batman
<Wi6791lly> and Robin
<Wi6791lly> and and and
<Wi6791lly> and ...
* Wi6791lly done
<blood-sucker-vampire> Stark Industries?
<Amita-Eppes> :lmao:
<Wi6791lly> and Super Man
<Wi6791lly> blood-sucker-vampire: :rofl:
<blood-sucker-vampire> The Runaways?
<Wi6791lly> and Iron Man
<blood-sucker-vampire> The Fantastic Four?
<Wi6791lly> and LA PD
<blood-sucker-vampire> and NYPD
<blood-sucker-vampire> and NYFD
* easywhisper is lolling so hard.
<blood-sucker-vampire> Is there anyone who can't be called?
<blood-sucker-vampire> oh
<blood-sucker-vampire> Aperture
<easywhisper> How did we miss this?
<easywhisper> WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
<easywhisper> GHOST
<easywhisper> BUSTERS.
<blood-sucker-vampire> AHHHHH
<blood-sucker-vampire> YES
<blood-sucker-vampire> CAL THE GHOST BUSTERS
Who you gonna Call?
Posted by
HairyNecklace
at November 27th, 2011, 7:42 PM
0
<ConundrumKaiser> I'm writing her a poem
<ConundrumKaiser> right now
<ConundrumKaiser> and I'm having fun
<ConundrumKaiser> making up rhymes
<ConundrumKaiser> so far I've integrated sausage and nursery rhymes
<ConundrumKaiser> let's see if I can get a horse cock in there
Posted by
HairyNecklace
at November 27th, 2011, 7:34 PM
0
"I'm in school, I have a high GBA, great grades, I'm much more smarter then you."
Posted by
pokr5
at November 22nd, 2011, 10:27 PM
1
<pokr5> Wi6791lly: lwln
<lwln> Sleeping (I've been sleeping for 1 hour, 14 minutes and 42 seconds.)
<Wi6791lly> pokr5: I've been away for 18 hours, 48 minutes, 54 seconds. Reason: learn
<pokr5> who would sleep with their computers on?
<Amita-Eppes> alot of people
Posted by
pokr5
at November 22nd, 2011, 10:04 PM
1
<brunliek> Okay I really have to peeeee :c
Posted by
pokr5
at November 22nd, 2011, 9:51 PM
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** title changed by CluedoBot *
<CluedoBot> Case File #205 - "A Draught of Boobs."
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<Amita-Eppes> :rofl:
<pokr5> pfft
<ConundrumKaiser> Oh, easywhisper
Right when I wanted to.
Posted by
pokr5
at November 22nd, 2011, 8:41 PM
1
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** title changed by CluedoBot *
<CluedoBot> Case File #163 - "A Shoal of Boobs."
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<easywhisper> LOL
Awesome.
Posted by
lazy-muffen
at November 20th, 2011, 3:11 PM
0
** 7Vale has joined
<lazy-muffen> Wizard-Kgalm: I DO CRUNCHES WITH MY FORESKIN I AM SO HARDCORE
<lazy-muffen> wait.....would foreskin crunches just be like.....fapping?
<lazy-muffen> oh cheesus.....
<lazy-muffen> i think i just said i fap
<lazy-muffen> idk D:
** 7Vale has left [connection closed]
Posted by
Amita-Eppes
at November 14th, 2011, 11:56 PM
2
<easywhisper> !enter Amita-Eppes
<CluedoBot> You aren't in the game, easywhisper.
<easywhisper> LOL.
<Amita-Eppes> easywhisper: :tehe:
<easywhisper> :rofl:
<Amita-Eppes> easywhisper: trying to tell me something there are we? :smirkeyes:
Posted by
Isis
at November 14th, 2011, 7:45 PM
4
<technographer> shadow321337: Let's go right now Pidgey vs Psyduck throw down or back up
<shadow321337> you forget i'm not a pokeguy
<Petsuchos-Isis> literally cryeing

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