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<chocolate-neko> I watched hockey for over 12 hours today
<chocolate-neko> I know some people that do jokes over emails at work a lot
<chocolate-neko> but I don't get included in those emails because I'm not one of the cool kids ):
<snowmanman> dang why not
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> wear all your clothes backwards one day so everyone knows how hip and cool you are.
<chocolate-neko> I can't do that, we have a dress code
<deviant-garde> Chatroom settings is for gaybos
<MangaKitsune> Bored~ Does anyone have any exicting rumors?
<j2n4me> bowie x stalin otp
<j2n4me> MangaKitsune: check yourself before you wreck yourself
<AgentAsshat> Oh, yep.
<AgentAsshat> Definitely not standing anymore.
<ihavenoorgans> good, now get your hand off your face
<TheirDisease> AgentAsshat: You are now a Japanese woman.
<AgentAsshat> I'm afraid I missed the implications of that statement.
<AgentAsshat> Correction- both of those statements.
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<Morning-Glory27> hello is there any one out there
<LoveEternal891> Hi
<Morning-Glory27> NOT U
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<Sorrowful-heart> TheirDisease: First off im a fucking virgin in real life so you have no right to call me a fucking whore. Second of all My mouth isn't a whore either, Every last one of my holes is a virgin ya got that? Third of all Who the hell do you think you are? Telling me there is no after life for me? Are you god? Did you make the universe? No you didnt so fuck off on that one bitch. Fourth of all, Im fricking sick of you and everyone else saying that just because im a lesbian means that im not fit to live or something like that. Now that ive run out of things to say Im done.
<TheirDisease> Kiraina: This is a chat of loving and acceptance.
<Kiraina> TheirDisease: I wanted to say that you deserve a rifle to be shoved up your ass and the trigger pulled. Thank you.
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<asyer> ok this is offical weirdness dont care if ya ban me dont care im leaving
<FoolhardyLucky> does holding shift and clicking enter do something?
<Wizard-Kgalm> No.
<TheirDisease> No
<Equalsplus> ....
<ConundrumKaiser> no
<Wizard-Kgalm> You're an idiot. That's what it does.
<Wizard-Kgalm> I will sneak in your mouth and snatch your tongue.
<ihavenoorgans> as long as you tongue my snatch we cool
<NarratorOfTownsville> thatswhatshesaid18: I immediately puked.
<ConundrumKaiser> ihavenoorgans: and rigorously masturbated to it
<NarratorOfTownsville> No joke, either.
<ConundrumKaiser> GUYS GUYS GUYS
<ConundrumKaiser> I FELT A LUMP IN MY STOMACH THAT WASN'T FOOD RIGHT
<ConundrumKaiser> AND I POKED AT IT AND GUESS WHAT
<NarratorOfTownsville> ConundrumKaiser: PREGNANCY
<ConundrumKaiser> IT IS MUS--YES
<ConundrumKaiser> PREGGERS
In #ClueRoom:
<CluedoBot> hermione9 accused Miss White with the Dagger in the Conservatory.
<easywhisper> !wrong Lieren
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<CluedoBot> You can use !notes in here to review all previous in-game actions.
<hermione9>
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<CluedoBot> hermione9 accused Miss White with the Dagger in the Conservatory.
Reveal only one of your cards from the 3 they accused.
Reveal only one of your cards from the 3 they accused.
<Lieren> the flames.
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In #dAmnCluedo:
<easywhisper> :rofl:
<easywhisper> Wow.
<easywhisper> Best reveal ever.
<easywhisper> !start I-is-smart
** I-is-smart has been made a member of Accuser by CluedoBot *
<CluedoBot> =I-is-smart is looking for clues in the Conservatory!
To accuse someone in the Conservatory, type !accuse
To leave the Conservatory and go to another room, type !leave
If you need a quick update on the game, type !notes
To accuse someone in the Conservatory, type !accuse
To leave the Conservatory and go to another room, type !leave
If you need a quick update on the game, type !notes
<I-is-smart> easywhisper: and i missed it!
<I-is-smart> !accuse easywhisper secrets
<CluedoBot> That is not a valid suspect, I-is-smart.
<ihavenoorgans> i usually go for a walk
<ihavenoorgans> if i had any bread i would go feel the ducks
<ihavenoorgans> feed*
<ihavenoorgans> not feel
<lazy-muffen> LOLOLOL
<ihavenoorgans> i don't like the ducks that much
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<j2n4me> no way.
<j2n4me> Petsuchos-Isis: has he been you all along
<captinn>
<j2n4me> captinn
<j2n4me> we were just talking about you.
<j2n4me> and all the other captains we've had throughout the years.
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<j2n4me> how've you b-
<j2n4me> holy shit.
<j2n4me> okay, you guys
<j2n4me> you got me.
<chocolate-neko> I'm gonna go watch the habs game and be depressed
<chocolate-neko> later
<Atrocity-of-life> oh
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<j2n4me> I dont get hockey, but god the players ca be hot.
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<j2n4me> welcome back
<Petsuchos-Isis> why don't i have any moxy fruxous on here
<Petsuchos-Isis> this is the worst
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> foxy mruxous
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> like mucous but
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> fancier
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> more like caviar than mucous
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<j2n4me> i think it's time for another dose, ick
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> whatever you say
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> doctor j
<Petsuchos-Isis> now if you'll excuse me i have to go Feed My Neopet
<Petsuchos-Isis> ;)
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<j2n4me> oh my god
<j2n4me> that woman is disgusting
<j2n4me> i regret ever internet dating her
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<Icepearl14> chat rooms confuse me lol
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<Spiff-Johnson> TheirDisease: We're laughing at lil babies.
<Spiff-Johnson> Lil babies who were born gay.
<Spiff-Johnson> Lil born gay babies.
<ConundrumKaiser> sounds like a rap group
<ConundrumKaiser> Boys Fuck Men
<Spiff-Johnson> Lil Born Gay.
<Spiff-Johnson> All of my solutions involve butts and killing.
<easywhisper> !start game
<CluedoBot> :thumb260370437: Case File #306 - "Whispering Man."
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<easywhisper> :paranoid:
<easywhisper> Kinda fitting, given my username.
<CluedoBot> Case File #314 - "The Creepy Suspect."
Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<ConundrumKaiser> if my vag smelled like a subway sammich
<ConundrumKaiser> I would never leavehome
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<CluedoBot> :santa: Welcome to #dAmnCluedo, anime! Type !help for a quick guide, or !play to solve Santa's murder!
<anime> what kind of asshole would kill santa
<anime> fuck you if you don't like christmas.
<Wi6791lly> anime: seriously?
<anime> seriously.
<Wi6791lly> fail troll is a fail
<anime> troll?
<Wi6791lly> yep
<anime> look, i don't know anything about your internet game or any internet traditions
<Wi6791lly> just coming here to raeg against us
<anime> i'm just saying, and i think i'm saying it objectively
<anime> that whoever is behind that murder is a dick.
<anime> not saying anything about you guys. you're probably fine upstanding internet citizens.
<anime> but whatever. i'm out.
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<CluedoBot> :santa: Welcome to #dAmnCluedo, RunLikeADinosaur! Type !help for a quick guide, or !play to solve Santa's murder!
<RunLikeADinosaur> !help
<CluedoBot> :confused: #dAmnCluedo Help!
:bulletblue: The GM will mark a set of cards (one suspect, weapon and room) as the murder items.
:bulletblue: Then they will give each player one set each, which they mark on their respective scorecards.
:bulletblue: Use your cards to eliminate other players' cards through accusations, and identify the murder items.
:bulletyellow: Full Guide | Bot Guide | Scorecard
:bulletblue: The GM will mark a set of cards (one suspect, weapon and room) as the murder items.
:bulletblue: Then they will give each player one set each, which they mark on their respective scorecards.
:bulletblue: Use your cards to eliminate other players' cards through accusations, and identify the murder items.
:bulletyellow: Full Guide | Bot Guide | Scorecard
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They're Stealing our Helps D:
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<NekoRevan> Nyan
<NekoRevan> herro?
<j2n4me> everything about this
<j2n4me> and everything about you
<j2n4me> makes me start shaking uncontrollably
<chocolate-neko> hey did you guys hear that I found my shark tattoos?
<snowmanman> yes
<snowmanman> did you apply them yet
<chocolate-neko> I have not
<chocolate-neko> but this is a conversation that happened:
<chocolate-neko> my dad asked me
<chocolate-neko> "what are shark tattoos?"
<chocolate-neko> I reply
<chocolate-neko> "they are tattoos of sharks"
<chocolate-neko> he says "oh, you mean the ones you put on your body?"
<chocolate-neko> and scene.
<snowmanman> perfect
<chocolate-neko> thank you.
<slightlymighty> EvilGreenBunny: Maybe if you read enough of her comments you'll get cross and have your baby :thumb147270360:
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