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<CluedoBot> Welcome to #dAmnCluedo, Devin001! Type !help for a quick guide, or !play to join the game!
<Devin001> anyone know how long your sopposed to cook chicken for ?
<easywhisper> Devin001: Depends.
<easywhisper> What are you making?
<slightlymighty> Devin001: Until it's not pink and when you prick it, the liquid runs clear.
<CubicInsanity> ^
<dark--lite> Devin001: depends. how fresh the kill?
<Devin001> i need to microwave it cause a girls coming over
<Devin001> im trying to impress her so i can get laid
<easywhisper> Devin001: To KFC!
<Devin001> yeah i think i suk at cooking ima order kfc and sai i cooked it
<CubicInsanity> Devin001:
<CubicInsanity> Microwave? :'''')
<CubicInsanity> I've never heard of someone microwaving a chicken.
<dark--lite> neither have I
<Devin001> its not alive
<easywhisper> Devin001: It's gonna be rubbery as shit if you stuff it into the microwave.
<Devin001> i think it used to be legs
<easywhisper> Devin001: Just go with KFC man.
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<easywhisper> Weird. :O
<easywhisper> I've never seen that guy before. :lol:
<easywhisper> And he comes in here specifically to ask about chicken.
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<Wi6791lly> but
<Wi6791lly> she's gonna call the CIA
<Wi6791lly> and the FBI
<Wi6791lly> and the President
<Wi6791lly> and the Mafia
<Wi6791lly> and the KGB
<Wi6791lly> and Iran
<Wi6791lly> and Sadam Hussan
<easywhisper> :lmao:
<blood-sucker-vampire> and SHIELD
<blood-sucker-vampire> because hell
<Wi6791lly> and her Next Neighbor the Terrorist
<Wi6791lly> and the KKK
<easywhisper> And the Justice League.
<Wi6791lly> and 'The Cult'
<Wi6791lly> and Batman
<Wi6791lly> and Robin
<Wi6791lly> and and and
<Wi6791lly> and ...
* Wi6791lly done
<blood-sucker-vampire> Stark Industries?
<Amita-Eppes> :lmao:
<Wi6791lly> and Super Man
<Wi6791lly> blood-sucker-vampire: :rofl:
<blood-sucker-vampire> The Runaways?
<Wi6791lly> and Iron Man
<blood-sucker-vampire> The Fantastic Four?
<Wi6791lly> and LA PD
<blood-sucker-vampire> and NYPD
<blood-sucker-vampire> and NYFD
* easywhisper is lolling so hard.
<blood-sucker-vampire> Is there anyone who can't be called?
<blood-sucker-vampire> oh
<blood-sucker-vampire> Aperture
<easywhisper> How did we miss this?
<easywhisper> WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
<easywhisper> GHOST
<easywhisper> BUSTERS.
<blood-sucker-vampire> AHHHHH
<blood-sucker-vampire> YES
<blood-sucker-vampire> CAL THE GHOST BUSTERS
Who you gonna Call?
<ConundrumKaiser> I'm writing her a poem
<ConundrumKaiser> right now
<ConundrumKaiser> and I'm having fun
<ConundrumKaiser> making up rhymes
<ConundrumKaiser> so far I've integrated sausage and nursery rhymes
<ConundrumKaiser> let's see if I can get a horse cock in there
"I'm in school, I have a high GBA, great grades, I'm much more smarter then you."
<pokr5> Wi6791lly: lwln
<lwln> Sleeping (I've been sleeping for 1 hour, 14 minutes and 42 seconds.)
<Wi6791lly> pokr5: I've been away for 18 hours, 48 minutes, 54 seconds. Reason: learn
<pokr5> who would sleep with their computers on?
<Amita-Eppes> alot of people
<brunliek> Okay I really have to peeeee :c
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<CluedoBot> Case File #205 - "A Draught of Boobs."
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<Amita-Eppes> :rofl:
<pokr5> pfft
<ConundrumKaiser> Oh, easywhisper
Right when I wanted to.
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<CluedoBot> Case File #163 - "A Shoal of Boobs."
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
:bulletgreen: Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
:bulletgreen: The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate in #ClueRoom!
<easywhisper> LOL
Awesome.
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<lazy-muffen> Wizard-Kgalm: I DO CRUNCHES WITH MY FORESKIN I AM SO HARDCORE
<lazy-muffen> wait.....would foreskin crunches just be like.....fapping?
<lazy-muffen> oh cheesus.....
<lazy-muffen> i think i just said i fap
<lazy-muffen> idk D:
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<easywhisper> !enter Amita-Eppes
<CluedoBot> You aren't in the game, easywhisper.
<easywhisper> LOL.
<Amita-Eppes> easywhisper: :tehe:
<easywhisper> :rofl:
<Amita-Eppes> easywhisper: trying to tell me something there are we? :smirkeyes:
<technographer> shadow321337: Let's go right now Pidgey vs Psyduck throw down or back up
<shadow321337> you forget i'm not a pokeguy
<Petsuchos-Isis> literally cryeing
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<j2n4me> okay
<j2n4me> i'm excited for this one.
<shadow321337> holy fucking shit
<shadow321337> i was just listening to a song
<shadow321337> and i thought it was just an instrumental
<shadow321337> then i heard a voice
<j2n4me> WOW
<j2n4me> GREAT
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<j2n4me> Rusaiji: hi welcome to cavfeineliunge
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> hahahahahahahahaha
<LombaxFan> Awwturfawx: They called me a fag
<LombaxFan> Awwturfawx: TheirDisease started trolling me and then Kinky-Slingy, 7Vale, and Papa-Luma joined in on it! :(
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> lending people computers is immoral
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> get your own computers
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> i'm ayn rand
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> god my face hurts
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<easywhisper> !start game
** Title changed by CluedoBot
<CluedoBot> Case File #120 - "Troubling Dicks."
Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate!
Give the GM time to assign your cards. Everyone will begin their investigations in the Hall.
The game is now Closed. If you are in the Audience, feel free to spectate!
The bot generates case titles on its own now, and this is what it came up with.
<Papa-Luma> ConundrumKaiser: Do you mind me using you as a thinking chair, btw?
<ConundrumKaiser> not at all
<chocolate-neko> holy shit, last night
<chocolate-neko> I saw a bit of an awful reality show
<chocolate-neko> like a drag queen competition
<snowmanman> repress it
<chocolate-neko> it probably comes from your country
<chocolate-neko> what the hell are you guys doing down there
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> before you make me hungry
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> i'm going to bed
<Petsuchos-Isis> gonna dream about poultry
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> oh god i hope not
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> #fowldreams
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<easywhisper> Fucking Fernigger.
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<Captain-Laserpants> alright
<Captain-Laserpants> I'm going to go to sleep
<Captain-Laserpants> and pretend no one in #cl has ever had a relationship with another #cler
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<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: so how old are you for real?
<Captain-Laserpants> like fiddy
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> fiddy cents
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: you are 50?
<Captain-Laserpants> like fiddy
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: you are close to 50?
<Captain-Laserpants> like fiddy
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: stop saying "like fiddy"
<Captain-Laserpants> u tryna h8
<Captain-Laserpants> Hello.
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: hi
<Captain-Laserpants> hi
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: So asl?
<Captain-Laserpants> 12/f/canadia
<Captain-Laserpants> u?
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: 12/f/U.S.A
<Captain-Laserpants> oh my goooodddd we're both 12/f
<Nicoleisspiecal> Captain-Laserpants: i know right
<Captain-Laserpants> i'm kidding, stop that
<Captain-Laserpants> what are you even doing on the internet
<Captain-Laserpants> you should be reading books
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> Ben
<Icarus-Has-Fallen> Look at what you just said
<7Vale> but
<7Vale> im a woman
<CancerPuddin> a pretty woman
<CancerPuddin> little to no ass.
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<7Vale> the prettiest in all the land
<CancerPuddin> im going to take a shower with you
<7Vale> i dont shower
<7Vale> i sit in the rain
<CancerPuddin> get on my face.
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<bellone92> à
** bellone92 was kicked by ihavenoorgans * what you think you're better than us because you have an accent?
<Kinky-Slingy> WHERE IS SAYDE
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<CancerPuddin> ive been browsing hot girsl on DA and screaming at them on their walls.
<CancerPuddin> time well spent.
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<shadow321337> elshington
<snowmanman> elshingtonn
<barikir> elshingtonnn
<shadow321337> elshingtonne
<chocolate-neko> hey
<chocolate-neko> Petsuchos-Isis:
<shadow321337> <chocolate-neko> hello the only person who didn't say hi to me
<Captain-Laserpants> my head: [link]
<chocolate-neko> you shaved your head!
<Captain-Laserpants> yeah
<Captain-Laserpants> on
<Captain-Laserpants> acident
<chocolate-neko> how was it an accident
<Captain-Laserpants> I went to buzz it
<Captain-Laserpants> but the kitten was meowing at me
<chocolate-neko> distracted by a kitten.
<chocolate-neko> men.
<Captain-Laserpants> LIFE IS HARD
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<hellhoundp2k> !3nter CSV
<hellhoundp2k> !enter CSV
<CluedoBot> *hellhoundp2k steps out of the Ballroom and walks into the Convervatory.
** hellhoundp2k has been made a member of 'Players' by CluedoBot
<EvilGreenBunny> hellhoundp2k fails everytime
<EvilGreenBunny> lololol
<hellhoundp2k> Just most f the time.
<hellhoundp2k> Of*
<hellhoundp2k> *of
<EvilGreenBunny> LOL
<hellhoundp2k> there.
<hellhoundp2k> SHUTUP.
Drunk Cluedo is the best Cluedo.